The working power of a diet plan lies in your ability to stick to it. Published research results indicated that most diet plans work but only if you can stay on it long enough. It has, however, been revealed that proper motivation is the key needed to stay with a diet plan for a long time. We, therefore gathered funny motivational diet quotes to keep you going with your diet plan. Find them below:
Top 10 Funny Motivational diet Quotes
Things do not have to be serious all the time when you try to stay motivated. You should aim at catching fun as you press towards achieving the goal. Here are 10 funny diet motivation quotes and what they mean:
1. “It’s all fun and exciting until your jeans don’t fit”
This is exactly a description of action and consequence. You find it fun and exciting when you consume the junks. You would forget it has an effect on your body until you suddenly find that your jeans no longer fit. Then it dawns on you that you have been feeding too much on unhealthy substances.
In such a case, you can get a bigger size pair of jeans and continue with the eating habit or you stay glued to a diet plan until the jean starts to fit again. The choice is yours.
2. Whenever I feel sad, I just go to my happy place; “the fridge”
Something, the strongest cravings for food comes to you when you are at a low point emotionally. Many will truly turn to food in order to satisfy the cravings.
In such a situation, a fridge is really a happy place especially when it is filled with a lot of unhealthy food. This isn’t the way to fulfilling your diet plan. Look for other means that gets you out of that emotion. Visit a friend who supports your diet goal, take a walk, etc.
3. Today, I’ll live in the moment. Unless it is unpleasant. In which case, I will eat a cupcake.
This quote is funny because it says “unless it is unpleasant”. The truth is no one embarks on the journey of healthy eating and finds it pleasant. Who sees a chocolate bar and doesn’t want one? The majority of these junk foods are things we crave for unconsciously.
So, if you are just going to give in once it is “unpleasant” then it’s better you don’t start at all.
4. I only eat the entire bag of chips in sitting so I won’t be tempted to eat the chips later.
This quote, I find so funny because the reason given to why you should finish the bag of chips at one sitting seems so logical. You finish the bag of chips because you do not want to be tempted into picking it up again.
Fine, the chips are finished in the bag but what if you desire to have another? Isn’t it just easy to pick another bag of chips and finish that as well in one sitting and then pick another again as soon as you crave for more? The cycle goes on and on.
5. I need to hire someone to just follow me around and knack unhealthy food right out of my hands
You need someone to be your “mother” in this aspect because you find it difficult to act like a grown-up that you are. You can’t seem to disciple yourself as an adult should.
If you are serious about your diet plan, you should find it important to discipline yourself with or without assistance. If you are going to need help, it would be only once in a while. You can have your friend be in that position for you. It’s not something you necessarily hire someone to do.
6. Whatever your problem, the answer is not in the fridge
This is similar to quote number 2 but from a different perspective. Whatever you are going through, it is not in the fridge you will find the answer.
Instead of resorting to the fridge as a solution, get support from family and friends. Seek professional help. If at all you feel the consistent urge to eat, snack healthy such as fresh fruit, vegetables, etc.
7. Warning, chocolate makes your clothes shrink:
This is quite similar to quote number 1 but funnier because it tries to push the blame of the consequence outside the box. When you eat unhealthy substance, you’ll soon find out that your body no longer fit into your clothes anymore.
Contrary to what the quote is trying to make you believe, it is not your clothes that shrink, it is you who got bigger.
8. I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge
When making decisions sometimes, we are asked to follow our hearts. This quote can be viewed from the perspective of one caught in the act and he then tries to excuse himself based on the “follow your heart” advice.
Yes, your heart could lead you to the fridge. But, if you are serious with keeping your diet plan then you know that’s not the best leading. You shouldn’t have unhealthy food in your fridge in the first place.
9. Food is fuel, not therapy
This is pushing the point further that challenges are inevitable. Challenges will not exempt you because you are trying to follow a diet plan.
However, when challenges come what you need is therapy not feeding yourself in an unhealthy manner.
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10. The hardest lift of all is lifting your butt off the couch
Butt can be heavy, isn’t that right? Well, no, it’s not. What this quote is saying to you is; If you want to live healthily, you have to stop wishing and start doing. Get your butt up and do something.
Motivation can be likened to the fuel in a car. You really do not need the car tank to be full before you can drive the car. You only need to ensure you do not run on empty. One way to ensure you keep running is to visit some diet motivational quotes frequently.